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DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

colonial history, downundercraft, distinct race, Race, national identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

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NoDiam0nds4U

financial decisions, parenting, Parental Responsibility, Inheritance, Guilt

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

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DeleteCreeperGriefers

ignorance, violence, Disease, Greed, Pollution

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

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WanderlustMC

modern humans, Journey, adaptation, History, Endurance

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyCannaRelief

opioid withdrawal, new research, Decrease, Frequency, cut down

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

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DeeZCraft

Vanilla, Survival, Towny, Economy, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

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Simple Server

new, Community, Anarchy, player versus player, PvP battles

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

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CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Country, HOMELAND, Traditions, culture, Citizens

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Minecraft SMP: Zany Zenless Zone Zero

signal search, Resources, zhu yuan, Burnice White, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some undercover R&B action? Join our server where you can become a secret agent like Caesar King or Burnice White! Watch our newest trailers and character demos to get a taste of the insanity that awaits you.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” where you can trade rare items and the “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event for all you caffeine-loving wizards out there. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with signal searches, riot suppressors, and who knows what else. Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server now and let the chaos begin!

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MineCraftyLoveQuest

stimulation, sex, sexual tension, Pleasure, Bonding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by engaging in scandalous activities that may or may not lead to sex! Want to upgrade your armor? Better start flirting with that Enderman! Need more diamonds? Seduce that creeper with your charm! Our server is the ultimate test of your social skills and seduction techniques. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky world!

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