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squeezie android Minecraft Servers

  • GasCraft Minecraft Server

    GasCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4631
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well guess what, this server is the place to be, my dude! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick!

    picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like they’re hot potatoes. and then outta nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a dance-off. it’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a secret society of talking dolphins who are plotting to take over the world with their underwater lair? yeah, it’s a whole conspiracy theory, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

    so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology

    CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7032
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4707 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, biden and zelenskyy met in paris, right? and biden was all like, “sorry bro, we were late with the weapons and now russia be makin’ gains.” but, like, on this server, u can make all the gains u want without any delays, ya know? like, buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons and stuff. plus, u might even run into biden and zelenskyy themselves, who knows? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic gains together, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Beats: Side A vs Side B

    Blocky Beats: Side A vs Side B
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3006
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.

    so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.

    u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.

    oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExhaustedPsychos

    ExhaustedPsychos
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin minecraft and u hear the vroom vroom of a loud exhaust in the distance? well, turns out, those peeps might be sadists and psychopaths! but, like, who cares, right? come join our server where we embrace the chaos of loud exhaust and crazy players! we have a secret underground lair where we host wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join us if u dare, cuz we’re all a little crazy here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prominence 2: Electric Boogaloo – Now with extra mods!

    Prominence 2: Electric Boogaloo – Now with extra mods!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7235
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SUPER Prominence 2

    NO WHITELIST OUR SERVER IS PUBLIC

    We are a new and developing server aiming to provide those players interested in player the Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG, we have experienced staff with around the clock support having staff both in the US and EU! Some of the features we will be offering and implementing:

    We have in-game ranks with the ability to gain more chunk claims and forceload chunks with a friendly community discord that has chat integration. We also have a ticket system setup to help assist you with any issues that arise while we are currently away. We make it our mission to get you the answer you need as soon as possible!

    Also we have an AI chat bot that will help you figure things out if you ask him questions pertaining to minecraft related things and all our packs that we currently host

    We take player suggestions and recommendations and actually care for our players enough to communicate! We also host a total of 9 modpacks so if this one isn’t your kind of modpack try one of our other servers!

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/Uy8qZaTUwk

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or whitelist? Our server is public, no whitelist required.
    What kind of modpacks do you host? We currently host a total of 9 modpacks to cater to different player preferences.
    How can I get in-game ranks? In-game ranks can be obtained by completing certain achievements or tasks within the game.
    Is there 24/7 staff support? Yes, we have staff members available around the clock to provide assistance.
    How can I join the community discord? You can join our community discord by clicking on the provided invite link.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CastleCraft Minecraft Server

    CastleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Castlevania games? Are those pesky vampires and skeletons just too much for you to handle? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience a world where the monsters are friendly, the dungeons are filled with candy, and the only thing you’ll be fighting is your uncontrollable laughter. Our server is so easy, even a creeper could beat it!

    So why waste your time struggling through difficult games when you can join our server and have a blast without breaking a sweat? Come on over and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dreaded Part Minecraft Server

    Dreaded Part Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8417
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2636 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of facing the dreaded Ender Dragon over and over again? Well, fear no more because on our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to give you hugs and kisses! Join us for a chance to befriend the Ender Dragon and have it fight by your side as you conquer the world!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who are experts in redstone engineering. Need a piston door built? Just ask one of our piggy pals and they’ll have it done in no time!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoCraft: Hide & Seek with the In-Laws

    PreggoCraft: Hide & Seek with the In-Laws
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9242
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as keeping a pregnancy hidden from nosy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even your mother-in-law’s gossiping skills won’t be able to uncover it.

    Join us for a wild ride of hiding and seeking, just like hiding a pregnancy from your extended family. Will you be able to keep your base hidden from prying eyes, just like you kept your baby hidden from your in-laws? Only time will tell!

    Experience the thrill of revealing your creations to the world, just like revealing your newborn baby to your shocked family members. Will they be overjoyed or upset? Who knows, but it’ll definitely be entertaining!

    So come join our server and experience the drama, the secrecy, and the thrill of keeping things hidden until the perfect moment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating family dynamics with a gossiping mother-in-law. You won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft Minecraft Server

    HappyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The biggest secret to happiness is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So come join us and let the laughter and fun never end! Happiness awaits you on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft

    RageCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5497
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 1914 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 New Chunks Explored: 612856
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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