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Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	275216	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	577	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9027	Star Shards Collected:	99
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.