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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	8770	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Community, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, debate, discussion, Edition, forum, History, internet culture, liberal, meme, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, opinion, POL, Politics, Server, social media, Throwback, throwback thursday

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

animal instincts, apartment living, bully breed, communication skills, DATING, dodging a bullet, dog behavior, first date, GRINDR, LGBTQ, misunderstood, personal boundaries, pet compatibility, pet etiquette, pet owner, pet-friendly, PuppyApprovedDatingOnly, quirky dog, socializing pets, stranger danger, unexpected behavior

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	6553	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, control, CraftyNATO, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, finalize agreement, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

DefenseCraft: NATO Prep

Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!

we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!

GTA BoomerCraft

Adults, Apocalypse, Barren, BoomerCraft, children, Civilization, Despair, Dystopia, Extinction, Future, GTA, GTA cities, human beings, infertility, last generation, Legacy, Mystery, No Kids, Population, society, Survival, Urban

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

PolyCraftySyndrome

drug therapy, fertility, health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, insulin resistance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, menstrual cycle, OVULATION, PCOS, pharmaceuticals, PolyCraftySyndrome, polycystic ovary syndrome, potential treatment, reproductive health, reproductive system, Treatment, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.

so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.

❤️LiteRise-love you❤️1.12.2-1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, banner, best, BROTHER FLY, command, donates, free, Girls, Lazy, Legendary, Life, LiteRise, love you, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Resources, Server, Top

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

BROTHER FLY TO THE MOST LEGENDARY AND BEST IN LIFE

WHERE CAN YOU GET TOP RESOURCES OF GIRLS AND DONATES

BY COMMAND /free

62.122.214.246:25000

Hocunity

Bedwars, Beta, Beta Phase, bugs, Buildbattle, Citybuild, Discord, Hocunity Team, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Other, Paintball, planet minecraft, Server, Skywars, Survival, thebridge, TNT Tag, welcome

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1305
Star Shards Collected:	232	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Hello, welcome to our Planet Minecraft page!

Here is a small description:We are a small server in the beta phase that tries to offer different things like Survival and CityBuild

What we offer so far:-Minigames:– TNT-Tag– BedWars– SkyWars– MurderMystery– Paintball– BuildBattle– TheBridge

I hope you visit our server sometime and remember help on our Discord server discord.com/invite/MjNpQHWH76 and with bugs just like that everything is still beta 🙂

With best regardsYour Hocunity Team

play.hocunity.net

Pandas Gone Wild: Unofficial Snapshots – 1.21 – Rainbow Friendly – Discord

20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, Crafters, data pack tech, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, mailing, minecraft live, mod team, Pandas, RAINBOW, Snapshots, the bogged, The Breeze, The Mace, trial chambers, Unofficial, Vanilla, Vaults, Warps, watch parties, Wild, wind charges

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	4021
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Snapshot Version	1.21 (Later, Latest Snapshot for 1.21.1)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Q: What can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to play with brand new features from every new snapshot, discuss upcoming features, and participate in watch parties for Minecraft Live.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We average around 10 players online at any given time.

Q: Do you reset the overworld and nether?

A: We aim to never reset the overworld and nether.

Q: What new features can I experiment with?

A: Crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, wind charges, the bogged, the mace, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, and more.

Q: How often do you reset the End?

A: We reset the End every month to allow for exploration of end cities for new players.

Q: Are there any plans for reworking the server?

A: We expect to rework many aspects of the server including adding warps, mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.