#SqueezeAndBiteMarines – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fembot’s Fun House

Android, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Average, Body, Cyborg, female, female robot, fembot, fembots, Fun, Future, futuristic, House, HUMANOID, humanoid robot, Machine, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, science fiction, Technology

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Fembot paradise! Picture this: instead of blocky characters, everyone on our server is transformed into sleek and sexy Fembot bodies.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing out loud. Want to fight off evil robot overlords with diamond swords? Done. How about building a futuristic Fembot city complete with laser turrets and flying cars? You got it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you explore a world where the average Fembot’s body is the norm and the possibilities are endless. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Crafty McFartface’s Fartastic Adventure Land

Adventure, affront, aggression, altercation, anger, animosity conflict, argument betrayal, clash rivalry, Competition, Confrontation, Crafty, disagreement provocation, Discord, Disrespect, enmity bad blood, Fartastic, feud antagonism, Frustration, grudge, hatred revenge, insult hostility, Land, McFartfaces, Offense, provocation confrontation, Resentment, Vendetta

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Zombie Dance Party” where you can win epic prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, the pirate who buried his loot in a maze of lava and obsidian.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – so leave your pickaxe at the door and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Blocky Nightmares

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pig races, chicken dance-offs, and secret underground bases where we store all the stolen melons from the neighboring village.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for an adventure so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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obexcraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Live an amazing adventure in this wonderful JAVA AND BEDROCK 1.20.1 server. Obexcraft is a unique site full of adventures, economy, new enchantments, terraformed islands and worlds, bosses and amazing structures. What are you waiting for to enter?

mc.obexcraft.com:25578

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Factions Cove

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, 189pvp, 189server, Cove, experiences, Factions, Factions Cove, Minecraft, OG Pvp, Original Pvp, PvP, Server, Survival

VERSIONS SUPPORTED:1.8-1.20

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

Factions Cove,This server is based off a old server named Original Pvp

OG Pvp was the best days on minecraft for me, and I plan to bring back some of those experiences through FC!

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

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ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

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