squeeze culture Minecraft Servers

squeeze culture Minecraft Servers

  • LeaseBreakerCraft

    LeaseBreakerCraft
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7112
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a real-life soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free experience! No more dealing with annoying family members telling you what to do or making you cry. On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky siblings or relatives.

    Our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on having fun. Say goodbye to being bossed around by your brother or daughter, and hello to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

    Join us now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have a teacup Yorkie as your loyal Minecraft companion?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoolNotExpensive – Minecraft SMP

    CoolNotExpensive – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6178
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Crops Grown: 1805 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic loot that is like, totally not expensive at all! Like, I have this diamond sword that I found in a chest guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And let me tell you, those chickens were fierce dancers, but I showed them who’s boss with my sick moves and snagged that sword!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare enchanted armor that we stole from a group of evil llamas. Yeah, you heard me right, evil llamas. They were plotting to take over the server with their llama army, but we outsmarted them and took their loot. Now we’re basically unstoppable with our llama armor.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the loot is wild, the adventures are insane, and the llamas are evil. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HeroicCraft

    HeroicCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4091
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Chimeras Created: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of meeting your heroes in real life only to be disappointed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can meet all your favorite heroes from movies, TV shows, and even history! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings famous figures like Batman, Spongebob, and even Cleopatra to life in the game. Join now for a chance to team up with your idols and take on epic quests together. Who knows, you might even become besties with Abraham Lincoln or have a dance-off with Beyonce! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hang out with your heroes in blocky pixel form.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SterilizedSquadMC

    SterilizedSquadMC
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 499

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the Japan gov’t starting a process to compensate forced sterilization victims! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? Join us and you might just stumble upon some secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest or something. Plus, our pixelated villagers are always down for a good gossip sesh about scandalous government cover-ups. So come on over and uncover the truth while building your epic blocky empire. Let’s get crafting, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArdynFall SMP

    ArdynFall SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1342
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crops Grown: 2119

    New Minecraft Servers

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    • Active and Evolving: Our server is 4 months old, and the world is far from finished. There’s still so much to explore, build, and improve.
    • No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay.
    • 100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    • Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    • Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy.
    • Exciting Events: For the month of January we’ve got several upcoming server events such as mayoral elections, base tours, and trivia nights.
    • Creative Server: We’ve also got a separate creative server for members to test any build ideas or work on cooperative projects together.

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other.

    List of Plugins Used:

    • afk display
    • anti enderman grief
    • anti ghast grief
    • armor statues
    • double shulker shells
    • fast leaf decay
    • more mob heads
    • multiplayer sleep
    • nether portal coords
    • player head drops
    • silence mobs
    • storm channeling
    • unlock all recipes
    • wandering trades

    Interested? Join our Discord and apply now!

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MangaVerse SkyCraft 1.21.3

    MangaVerse SkyCraft 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1762
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about anime, join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got creepers exploding like fireworks, Endermen doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs riding on minecarts like they’re on a rollercoaster!

    Who needs 2D waifus when you can have a blocky Steve as your best friend?

    Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and a community crazier than a herd of sheep on caffeine!

    Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisneyCraft Minecraft Server

    DisneyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3140
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the wildest adventures and surprises, just like my brother Randy loves to surprise my kids with random things! Imagine logging on and finding yourself in a $1,500 a night suite in Disneyland with your best friend, just like Reed and Luke did! Who needs school when you can be on a luxurious vacation with Uncle Randy?

    Plus, we have the most outrageous custody battles that make for great drama and entertainment. Who needs permission from your ex when you can have non-relative adults taking you on epic vacations? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual escapade filled with crazy twists and turns! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos waiting for you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWifeNeglect

    CraftyWifeNeglect
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9402
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mines Excavated: 1293
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being excluded from family gatherings just like in real life!

    Are you tired of feeling left out when your spouse hangs out with their family without you? Well, on our server, we take that feeling to the extreme! You’ll be left out of all the fun family events, just like in this story!

    But don’t worry, there’s a twist – maybe it’s because you’re gay! That’s right, we’ve got drama, we’ve got awkward in-laws, we’ve got it all on our server. Join now and see if you’re the AITA for wanting to be included in your spouse’s family gatherings!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BudgetBuster in Minecraft SMP

    BudgetBuster in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 927
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Potions Brewed: 102
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if I had unlimited diamonds in this Minecraft SMP, I would buy a pet creeper and name him Bob. We would go on epic adventures together, blowing up villages and causing chaos wherever we go. Join our server and you too can have a pet creeper to wreak havoc with! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with the Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! #BobTheCreeper #DiscoEndermen

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyCringe

    BlockPartyCringe
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6368
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Emeralds Found: 6737

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond-filled caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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