Squeaking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SibSavageCraft

authority dynamics, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, confrontations, conservative upbringing, Cultural differences, derogatory comments, family dynamics, family functions, family loyalty, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, insults, material life needs, right and wrong, sibling relationships, SibSavageCraft, standing up for loved ones, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.

Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?

FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AMBITION, determination, financial growth, financial independence, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial transformation., FromRags2Diamonds, hard work, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, POVERTY, rags to riches, self improvement, smp, success, success story, wealth, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch as you go from rags to riches in the blink of an eye! One player started out with just a dirt hut and a wooden sword, but after joining our server, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear! They now rule over their own kingdom, complete with a diamond throne and a pet dragon. Who knows what treasures await you on our server? Join now and start your journey from poor to rich in record time!

CreeperHouseParty

bizarre guest behavior, bizarre guest encounters, bizarre guest stories, CreeperHouseParty, eccentric house guest, odd guest behavior, odd guest experiences, odd house guest stories, peculiar guest actions, peculiar guest habits, quirky guest anecdotes, strange guest behavior, strange guest incidents, strange house guest, strange visitor stories, unexpected guest behavior, unusual guest behavior, unusual house guest, weird guest antics, weird guest behavior, weird guest stories

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?

TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

Airport, BREAK IN, caribbean, Chaos, civil disobedience, Crisis, demonstration, DiSRuPtiON, France, law enforcement, Martinique, Minecraft, overseas territory, Protesters, Rebellion, security breach, Server, Shutdown, tarmac, TarmacTakeover, travel, Unrest, violent

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

Allies, Conflict, denial, Diplomacy, disputed claims, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military intervention, NoNKSoldiersDeny, North Korea, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, security council, soldiers, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

Line Forgetters R Us

Acting, acting challenges, acting skills, Acting techniques, bad acting, character portrayal, comedy, Difficulty, entertainment industry, film, Forgetters, Improvisation, line, Line forgetting, memorization, on-screen talent, Performance, Rehearsal, role playing, script, television, Theatre

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Emeralds Found:	4371
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, anxiety treatment, anxiety-related behaviors, autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, brain cell communication, brain function, brain research, Busters, Cell, Edition, mental health, Molecular biology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, protein complex, psychiatric disorders, schizophrenia, synapse organization, synaptic dysfunction, therapeutic targets, TrkC-PTPσ

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

Aether, Apotheosis, Ars Nouveau, building mods, crusaders, Diplomacy, discord server, Earth, Economy, europa, Faker, food/agriculture mods, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Knights, lamer, Magic, Map, mediocre, minecraft server, Modded, mongols, Nations, Pirates, Politics, Tinkers Construct, Trade, valkyien skies, Vikings, wars of religion

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8171
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Animals Bred:	194	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

achievement, confusion, disbelief, does this mean i won, doubt, elation, Minecraft, Questioning, questioning the conclusion, questioning the decision, questioning the judgment, questioning the outcome, questioning the result, questioning the ruling, questioning the verdict, Server, success, Surprise, triumph, Uhh.., uncertainty, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Items Found:	5737
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

audience interaction, Communication, Community, content creators, deep, Digital Media, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Gaming, male audience, Minecraft, online content, online personalities, relationships, smp, streaming, Support, think deeply, thinker, Understanding, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crops Grown:	8379
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	86716

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.