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KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

Agitation, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, distrust, doubt, exasperation, Frustration, incredulity, Irritation, no games, no games i dont know why, NoGamesMC, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, skepticism, suspicion, uncertainty, vexation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6764	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Towns Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!

SoapCraft2024

#ethiopia, 2024.., Africa, award, cancer treatment, community impact, global recognition, Healthcare, innovation, inspiration, medical breakthrough, Science, skin cancer, soap, SoapCraft2024, success, Teen, teenage entrepreneur, Time’s Kid of the Year, young inventor

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe!

JellyBellyCraft

Addictive, Blindfolded, candy, Colorful, Dark, Fruity, Fun, Game, guessing game, indulgence, Jelly Bellys, JellyBellyCraft, Risky, russian roulette, sensory experience, snack, sugar rush, surprise flavors, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	90	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.

But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.