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NormalCraft Minecraft Server

autists, Community, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, Fascinating, funny, humor, INCLUSIVE, INTERESTING, internet, love, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, ONLINE, Place, quirky, Schizo, Server, social media, Unique, Welcoming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	195968
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’ve got a wild bunch of hilarious schizo autists online just waiting to make you laugh until your sides hurt! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come on, join us for some wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are!

BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	601907
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	261
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5492	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	656
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!