Squashed mess – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DeadCatBounceMinecraftSMP
dead cat bounce, DeadCatBounceMinecraftSMP, financial markets, investing, market analysis, market correction, market crash, market cycles, market indicators, market prediction, market psychology, market rebound, market risk, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, Trading
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a herd of angry llamas or mining for diamonds while dodging a horde of zombie villagers wearing top hats. Trust us, this server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos that ensues on a daily basis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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GF’s Loss Minecraft Server
Adulthood, Experience, gfs, growth, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, living on my own, Loss, Maturity, Minecraft, moving out, personal development, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, young adulthood
Are you tired of living under your parents’ roof like a Minecraft villager stuck in a tiny house? Join our server and break free from the shackles of dependency! Just like how you need to gather resources and build your own shelter in Minecraft, it’s time for you to gather the courage to move out and build your own life!
Imagine living in a world where you can finally explore your true self, just like how you explore new biomes in Minecraft. Don’t be stuck in the same old routine of living with your parents and being tied down to a relationship. It’s time to spread your wings and fly like an Ender Dragon!
Join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and independence. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and most importantly, build a life that is truly yours. Don’t let the pressure of engagement and cohabitation weigh you down like a stack of anvils. It’s time to level up and become the hero of your own story!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting a life that is uniquely yours. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough along the way 😉.

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WifeWrongProvenAITA
accusations, Beach, children, Communication, disagreement, family vacation, Fishing, fishing laws, fishing licenses, Florida, Florida residents, husband, parenting, proof of age, relationship, tourism, travel, trip cancellation., trip planning, water park, Wife, WifeWrongProvenAITA
Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server
Applications, Arms export, arms trade, BlockBlast, Conflict, defense industry, embargo, foreign policy, government decision, human rights violations, humanitarian concerns, international relations, Israel, licence, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, pending review, Server, suspension, uk, weapons
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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WhaleSlayerCraft
activism, animal rights, Condemnation, conservation, controversy, Endangered species, Environmental, Fin Whale, first, fisheries, Global, hunting, International, Japan, kills, Marine, protest, slaughter, WhaleSlayerCraft, Whaling, wildlife
yo, so like, you gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got whales, bro. but not just any whales, we got fin whales. and get this, japan is out here straight up killin’ them, despite everyone being like, “yo, that’s not cool, dude.” but like, on the bright side, we got a whole virtual world where you can save the whales and be a hero, man. so come join us and let’s show japan what’s up, one block at a time. whale power, baby! 🐋✊ #savethewhales #minecraftmadness

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NeuroFatigueCraft
adhd, Age 18+, associated, autism, children, chronic, Chronic fatigue, Disabling, disabling fatigue, Experience, highlight, Link, long tail tags, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodivergent traits, NeuroFatigueCraft, research, Significant, Traits, twice as likely
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, totally outta this world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u at every turn.
join us and u’ll be able to explore a world where the sky is purple and the grass is made of candy. u can build a house out of giant lollipops and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
plus, did u know that joining our server can actually cure chronic fatigue? that’s right, according to a totally legit study, playing on this server can give u all the energy u need to conquer the world. so why wait? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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INSIDEHVH Minecraft server
Factions, Gaming, INSIDEHVH, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Survival
The owner of the server «INSIDEHVH» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mc.insidegrief.ru

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FlexzCraft: A world of flexing muscles and questionable decisions.

Applied Energistics 2, Blood Magic, blue skies, botania, Create, Decisions, Deeper & Darker, farmers delight, Flexing, FlexzCraft, Modded, Muscles, Origins & classes, Questionable, the aether, Twilight Forest, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	PvE with player-chosen origins
Core Mods	Create Applied Energistics 2 Botania Blood Magic The Aether Blue Skies Deeper Darker Twilight Forest Origins & classes Farmer’s Delight and more!
Requirements	Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players) Decent application explaining goals and introducing yourself
Rules	No PVP without agreement No griefing (interactions are logged) Bases are claimed but not protected

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/93YGRhq and follow the instructions there.

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Generally, the server is for players aged 18 and above. However, if you are invited by a current player, you may be allowed to join.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Some of the key rules include no PVP without mutual agreement, no griefing, and bases being claimed but not protected.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, big, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, cloud, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, gotta be quicker than that, guides, important, Juicy naturals, Last week, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, STAY MAD, Tags for Prompting, v6, Wiki
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.
Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.
But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.
Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.
And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP LoneStar96
1996, BETRAYAL, Chris Cooper, Cool, Corruption, Drama, Family secrets, film, HARD, infertility, John Sayles, Lone Star, LoneStar96, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, powerful storytelling, relationships, small town, smp, texas, unexpected ending, unexpected twist
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

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