square one – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

b.., blockparty, cock picture, long tail tags, Minecraft, political extremism, porn, Server, veiny, Visit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

bird, bird cooking, bird cooking pasta, bird pasta, Cooking, japanese, Japanese bird, Japanese bird cooking, Japanese bird cooking pasta, Japanese bird pasta, Japanese cooking, Japanese cooking pasta, Japanese pasta, Minecraft, pasta, pasta cooking, pasta cooking bird, PastaPoultryCraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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BabyBlockerCraft

AITAH, baby bump, BabyBlockerCraft, Born, distant cousin, due date, family dynamics, fetal abnormalities, GRIEVING, healing, medical reasons, mental health, moving on, panic attack, refusing to see a baby, Sadness, Support, Termination, uncontrollable jealousy, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

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PixelPlayground

90s, Advanced, Arcade, childhood memories, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Impressive.., Nostalgia, PC, PixelPlayground, pixels, Retro, Technology, video games, virtual reality, visual effects

Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, july, Launch, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, Potential, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

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CraftyCovidSummer

building, community transmission, Covid wave, CraftyCovidSummer, delta variant, healthcare system, healthcare workers, hospital admissions, ICU capacity, Infectious Disease, mask mandate, outbreak management, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, Rise, social distancing, Summer, Testing, vaccination, virus spread

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

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TimeTravelGoneWrong!

Alternate Realities, Alternate universes, consequences, Disappearance, Existential, hypothetical, Multiverse, Mystery, Paradox, quantum physics, science fiction, speculation, speculative fiction, Temporal, temporal anomalies, theories, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelGoneWrong, unexplained phenomena, Vanishing

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

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The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

Active Staff, bedrock, build a town, Cosmetics, Creative, creeper, Custom Features, endless freedom, Events, explosions, Fault, form groups, friendly community, friendly-atmosphere, Growing Community, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, nitrogen, pops, QOL changes, Realms, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, wage wars

Server Name	Nitrogen Network
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Features	Custom features, freedom for players
Activities	Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
Joining Information	Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
Discord	discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

FAQs

How do I join the server?: You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
What kind of community does the server have?: We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
Are there any rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I suggest new features for the server?: Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
How can I get involved in activities on the server?: You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

WestFall Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, cultural decline, double standards, ethical boundaries, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Infidelity, Minecraft, Misogyny, modern society, moral decay, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal norms, societal taboos, traditional values, western culture, western women, Westfall

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.

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