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BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	110
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	1103
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	4590	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5202
Players Killed by Monsters:	3368	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8285	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Buildings Constructed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!