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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3691 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can join epic battles against an army of evil chickens led by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. Or participate in our annual hot dog eating contest where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
