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MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

aita, Boundaries, Chivalry, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, dating etiquette, dating expectations, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, entitlement mentality, Expectations, first date, hinge, Manners, MineCraftUberEntitledGirl, red flag, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	170158	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	9319
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3025
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

MineCraftMingle: No V-Day Plans? Join Us!

activities, alone, anti-Valentine’s Day, binge watching, Friends, Galentine’s Day, hobbies, Join, MinecraftMingle, movies, pampering, people, Plans, reddit, Relaxation, self love, self reflection, self-care, single, solo adventures, treat yourself, Valentine’s Day, VDay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone on Valentine’s Day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a love-filled adventure where you can find your pixelated soulmate and build a heart-shaped house together. Who needs a real date when you can have a virtual one in our blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Cupid himself frequents our server, shooting love arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft match made in pixel heaven!

CraftyMuskGuiltFree

afd, controversial, CraftyMuskGuiltFree, cultural sensitivity, elon musk, extremism, far right, forgiveness, Germans, History, Holocaust, nationalism, past guilt, Politics, Propaganda, public speaking, Rally, reconciliation, Speech, world war II

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

Peyote Party: Mind, Body, Spirit

alcohol misuse, Body, brain rewiring, ceremony, Challenges, drug misuse, Endurance, healing, improved health, mental health, Mind, participants, Party, perspectives on life, peyote, Peyote ceremonies, physical health, Self Discovery, spirit, spiritual connection, spirituality, study, substance abuse, transformation, well-being

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will give u LIFE CHANGIN’ experiences? well, look no further cuz our server is like a peyote ceremony for ur digital soul.

join us and u’ll see reduced drug and alcohol misuse cuz u’ll be too busy mining diamonds and slayin’ creepers. u’ll gain new perspectives on life as u build ur own virtual empire and conquer the minecraft world.

ur mental health will be on fleek as u navigate through challenges and obstacles, making u stronger and more resilient. ur brain will be rewired as u strategize and problem solve in this pixelated paradise.

and don’t even get me started on the spiritual connection u’ll feel when u join our server. u’ll be one with the minecraft universe, crafting and creating like never before.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and embark on the most epic minecraft journey of ur life. trust us, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #digitalpeyotecrew

————– KWD ————- Minecraft server

Alpha Testing, civcraft, Civilization, Development, Economy, Experience, Feedback, Industry, Journey, KWD, Military, Minecraft, Plugin, Realistic, Server, Stability, Suggestions, Unique, Version

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our server, where each of you can become part of an exciting world! We’ve been working on this project for three years now, and our goal is to create a unique and fun environment for players.

What awaits you on our server?

1. Freedom of choice: Become anyone – from a simple robber to a powerful state.

2. Development of industries: Develop agriculture, industry or military affairs.

3. Unique features: Create armor, grow food, become a monopolist and collapse the market.

4. No wipes: There are no wipes on our server, which allows you to enjoy stability and long-term plans.

5. Unique Generation: We use our own unique world generation system, which makes every experience unique.

Server plugin

Our plugin is reminiscent of CivCraft in theme and development mechanics. We are constantly working to improve and add new features to make the game even more interesting and exciting.

Server version

At the moment the server is running on version 1.20.6, and the plugin is in alpha testing. We are actively collecting feedback and suggestions from players to make the project even better.

Join us and begin your journey into the world of realistic development of civilizations!

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Rustic Road 1.21.1

#Automotive, 1.21.1, car dashboard, Car Door, car engine, Car Insurance, car interior, car keys, car maintenance, car mirror, car rental, car repair, car seat, car steering wheel, car window, Driving, Left car, left side, ROAD, Rustic, Transportation, Vehicle

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride in a left car! I mean, who even drives a left car? That’s how crazy and unpredictable this server is!

You’ll be navigating through twists and turns just like driving a left car, except instead of crashing, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs.

Plus, the community is full of left car enthusiasts who will totally get your obsession with all things left car. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft in a whole new way!

InsomniaCraft

bizarre musings, Deep contemplation, deep thoughts, existential crisis, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night musings, late night pondering, mind wandering, odd thoughts, offbeat contemplations, overactive brain, overthinking, peculiar musings, quirky reflections, random thoughts, restless mind, sleepless nights, strange thoughts, unusual ponderings, Weird ideas

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7312
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret caves filled with diamonds, pigs that can fly, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never have a boring night again! So say goodbye to those random thoughts keeping you up at night and say hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyMomsAndWivesLOL

arguments, Blame, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyMomsAndWivesLOL, criticism, Defense, Duty, family, Gender Roles, Losses, loyalty, MOTHERS, newspaper, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, russian military, sacrifice, Support, War, Wives

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, liek, u kno how moms and wifes always be naggin’ us bout playin’ too much minecrap? well, dis server is the answer to all dat! join dis epic server where moms and wives are BANNED! dat’s right, no more naggin’ while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.

oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.

so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.

Mystic Isles Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, 930495211, ANONYMOUS, anonymous fren, cryptic message, curious case, digital enigma, forum post, fren, internet mystery, internet sleuths, Isles, message board, Minecraft, mysterious post, mystic, No. 930495211, online anonymity, Online Community, online investigation, perplexing message, puzzling content, puzzling post

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a mod that turns all the sheep into Justin Bieber look-alikes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever played Minecraft Spleef on a roller coaster? Well, now you can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly amused.

QuackCraftLand

animal, animal companion, bird, bird lover, cute, duck, duck lover, duck names, duck owner, duckling, feathered friend, Fluffy, name.., naming pets, pet, pond, pond life, quack, QuackCraftLand, water bird, waterfowl

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	276
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where ducks roam free and players can name them whatever they want! Join us for a quacking good time as you explore our pixelated world filled with endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and named his duck “Sir Quacksalot.” Little did he know, Sir Quacksalot turned out to be a secret agent duck on a mission to save the Minecraft world from an evil chicken overlord. Together, Bob and Sir Quacksalot embarked on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and lots of feathers flying everywhere.

So, if you’ve ever dreamed of having a duck sidekick or just want to unleash your creativity in a world where anything is possible, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you and your feathered friends on our server. So grab your duck, give it a ridiculous name, and let the fun begin!