squad selection – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AnonCraft Minecraft Server
#clues, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, crime, Cryptic, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 199047380, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, test, Thriller, unidentified, unknown
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.
2. We have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest and most valuable items in the game. But be warned, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make him laugh. If you can tell a joke that makes the Ender Dragon chuckle, he will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CradleCraft Minecraft Server
ancient civilizations, billion plus, China, CradleCraft, cradles of civilization, cultural heritage, demographic disparity, demographic shift, global comparison, global population, historical empires, historical significance, India, Minecraft, population comparison, population decline, population decline causes, population dynamics, population growth, population trends, Server, societal change
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are one of the cradles of civilization…but with only 10 million people and falling! 😂 Forget about countries like China and India with their billion-plus populations, come join us where the real party is at!
🚀 Explore our world and uncover the mystery of why our population is dwindling – maybe the villagers are just really bad at dating or maybe there’s a secret conspiracy involving creepers and cows, who knows! 🤷‍♂️
🌟 Join us for epic quests, insane building challenges, and the chance to become the ruler of our tiny but mighty civilization. Who needs a billion people when you can have the best 10 million ever?! 😜
🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be part of the craziest civilization in the gaming world! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to something! 😉

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CameraDisconnect Minecraft Server
adopt a dog, Boundaries, CameraDisconnect, common area, communication issue, consent, disconnecting camera, home security, living room, Minecraft, online therapy, personal space, pet care, pet monitoring, privacy concerns, privacy violation, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, Server, therapy sessions
Are you tired of living with roommates who spy on you with hidden cameras? Join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! We promise no cameras in the living room or anywhere else, unless you count the ones our players use to keep an eye on their diamond stash.
Imagine logging in to play and finding a camera watching your every move – that’s a horror story we can all relate to. But fear not, on our server, the only thing watching you is our friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe.
So if you’re tired of feeling violated in your own home, come join us where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with roommates who think surveillance is the answer to everything.

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SeafoodScamminAITAH
Accountability, AITAH, COD, Ethics, Fresh Gulf Seafood, friendship, Greed, Gulf Coast, Gulf Grouper, Imported seafood, inexcusable, Local fresh caught seafood, lying.., Million dollar fine, morality, Seafood Restaurant, SeafoodScamminAITAH, Selling Fake Seafood, stealing, Telling My Friend he is wrong, Usa
Are you tired of being deceived by fake seafood? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our fish are 100% locally sourced from the depths of the ocean biome. No more getting scammed by “Gulf Grouper” that’s actually just Cod in disguise!
Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your own fresh seafood, without the risk of being fined a million dollars for false advertising. Our server is a safe space for all seafood lovers who want to enjoy the true taste of the ocean.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underwater city on our server, filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden depths of our Minecraft world? Join now and dive into the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyChicks, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Personality, relationships, Respect, sense of humor, Server, Traits, Understanding, Women
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the ladies with the most attractive personality trait – a love for blowing up creepers!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, fearless women who aren’t afraid to take on any challenge – whether it’s building the tallest tower or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Queen, a player so skilled that even the Ender Dragon bows down to her.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the women are as fierce as they are fabulous, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, creeper-filled world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BlockRageCraft
aggravation, Agitation, anger, annoyance triggers, annoyances, BlockRageCraft, exasperation, Frustration, incitement, Infuriation, irritants, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provocation, stress, triggers, vexation, what annoys you, what causes anger, what frustrates you, what makes you mad, what triggers your anger
Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate stress reliever! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with skilled players who will challenge you to become the best of the best. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns you into a ninja warrior for 24 hours – just imagine the possibilities! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Boundless Battlegrounds
Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom Builds, Dungeons, Events, Friends, imagination, landscapes, Loot, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, strategy, Structures, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Updates
Unique Boss Battles: Challenge powerful bosses designed to test your strength and strategy. Each boss comes with unique abilities and epic loot! Custom Builds: Explore our stunning custom-built landscapes and structures. From majestic castles to hidden dungeons, there’s always something new to discover. Engaging Gameplay: Our server features a variety of game modes including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Engage in thrilling battles, collaborate with friends, or unleash your imagination in Creative mode. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players from around the world. Participate in events, make new friends, and build lasting memories. Constant Updates: We’re always working to improve the server and add new content. Stay tuned for exciting updates and special events.
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VtubeCraft – Aspiring Vtubers Minecraft Server
#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, crabs, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the worst thread ever on /asp/? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual crab attack on an aspiring Vtuber – unpredictable and totally wild!
Join us for insane adventures, like trying to fend off virtual crabs while protecting your dear friend (who may or may not be a Vtuber). Need advice on which video editor to use for editing your Minecraft clips? We got you covered with recommendations that are as random as the threads on /asp/.
And if you’re looking to audition for a virtual idol agency like Brave or Hololive, we’ll support you all the way – just watch out for those sneaky crabs! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t bake anymore – come play Minecraft with us!

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Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server
AnimeNYC, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Craft, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, HoloFes performances, hololive english, HOLOTORI Dance, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, point of view, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, ZeroPenGR
Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks dimensions and takes you on a wild adventure? Look no further than our server! We’ve got 80s Karaoke rebroadcasts, insane concerts at Kings Theatre Brooklyn, and even a World Tour featuring Hololive idols in New York, Jakarta, Singapore, Atlanta, and Kuala Lampur.
But that’s not all! We also have OffKai archives, HoloFes performances, and exclusive live streams from Kiwawa herself. Join us for a wild ride filled with Chimera streams, Hero For a Day performances, and even a Holotori Dance party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a virtual idol or two along the way.

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SisSassCraft
basic skills, Boundaries, car repairs, Communication, Disappointment, family, flat tire, girly-girl, handyman, Help, Jerk, Laughter, learning, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, roadside assistance, Role Model, Siblings, SisSassCraft, teaching
Are you tired of being the only male role model in your sister’s life? Do you want to show her the ropes of car maintenance but she just wants to drive around with her friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that frustration in a virtual world!
On our server, you can build your own car from scratch and teach your sister a lesson by making her change the virtual tires herself! No more getting stranded in the rain with no help in sight, she’ll have to learn the hard way in our pixelated paradise.
And if your mom starts lecturing you about not helping your sister, just tell her you’re too busy crafting your next masterpiece on our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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