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Enlightened Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Accountability, consent, Enlightened, gender inequality, Justice, male mental health, male victims, mental health struggles, Misogyny, power dynamics, rape, rape culture, Realms, Revenge, self harm, sexual assault, sexual violence, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!

Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.

With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!

So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!

ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	279	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7749
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCrafters, Experience, getting old, Goodies, growing older, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Oldies, perspective, realization, redditors, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	6078	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ayatollah Khamenei, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, NoDealCraft, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, Server, supreme leader, Trump administration, united states, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

Allowed, AussieCraft, Australia, criminal justice, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, mandatory jail time, nazi salutes, Nazis, penalties, political extremism, punishment, racial hatred, social justice, tough laws

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	873	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

agriculture, alternative protein, animal welfare, biotechnology, Cows, dairy alternatives, dairy industry, dairy protein, DairyFree, environmental impact, food production, food technology, innovation, Israel, Israeli, Plant-Based, plant-based protein, Potato, Potatoes, protein, SpudCraft, Startup, Sustainable Agriculture, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

Canadian Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, Canadian, Canadian dream, diverse culture, embracing change, exciting journey, hopeful future, immigration, international move, Long-term goals, long-term plans, move to canada, multicultural society, new beginnings, new chapter, North America, pursuing happiness, Relocation, seeking opportunities, settling down, starting fresh

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	6904
Farms Harvested:	527	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

I mean, have you ever seen a server where the creepers dance to disco music and the zombies wear top hats and monocles? It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas in a heated rap battle, except with swords and potions and stuff.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into harmless bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment

Allergy, AllergyCraft, anger, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBanishment, Citrus, Communication, consequences, Disrespect, forgiveness, Honesty, mistake, misunderstanding, reaction, relationship, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8981
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!

Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!