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FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7729

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	300	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Towns Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7221	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5484
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3477
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	1391
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8442	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4485	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5147	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!