squad before you buy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OuttaHand SMP: Minecraft Madness
escalating situation, getting out of bounds, getting out of control, getting out of control fast, getting out of hand alarmingly, getting out of hand dangerously, getting out of hand quickly, getting out of hand rapidly, getting out of hand uncontrollably, getting out of hand unexpectedly, getting out of hand urgently, getting out of line, getting out of proportion, getting out of reach, going too far, madness, Minecraft, out of hand, OuttaHand, overwhelming problem, reaching a breaking point, smp, spiraling out of control, unmanageable issue
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with players building rollercoasters that launch you into the sky and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. The community is so wild that even the chickens have formed their own political party and are plotting to take over the server. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft world ever, join us now!

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New Server IP
AdultingCraft
Adulthood, AdultingCraft, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, enjoyment, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, life stages, long term perspectives, Maturity, Nostalgia, pastimes, Preferences, shifting priorities, time passing
Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic structures in Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glory days on our server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.
So why waste your time growing older when you can stay forever young on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme
#authorities, aliex, aliexpress, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental impact, fashion, femme, HARMFUL, hazardous materials, health risks, investigation, online shopping, public health, Quality Control, regulations, Shein, south korea, Temu, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, unacceptable levels, Women’s accessories
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!
we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!
our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!

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HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server
Chronic illness, cold sores, Decision making, Disclosure, Fun, genital herpes, health consequences, herpes, HerpesCraft, hsv, incurable disease, Infectious Disease, Infectiously, lifelong infection, lying.., Prevention, Server, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual transmission, sexually transmitted infection, STI, stigma, viral disease
so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!
on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!
but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

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New Server IP
CraftyGo Minecraft Server
4chan, Anonymity, controversial content, CraftyGo, digital subculture, discussion forums, go, image sharing, imageboards, internet culture, internet forums, looks, memes, message boards, Minecraft, online anonymity, Online Community, online forums, Server, social media, trolling, User-generated content, why
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that look like they were built by a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush!
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Endermen break out into dance parties. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground base where all the mobs hang out and plot their next attack on unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So why does 4chan look so weird? Because on our server, anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: Dangancraft General
articles, artists, Birthday edition, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Downloads, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, general, interviews, Minecraft, modding tools, new update, nuked, pastebin, pastebin link, Resources, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, steam release, Ultimate Summer Camp
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where players reenact Danganronpa trials to determine who gets to keep the last diamond in existence? Or where the only way to gain entry is by defeating a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the server lies the ultimate treasure – a golden apple that grants you the power to banish griefers with a single click. Will you be the one to find it and become the ruler of this mad world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Good luck surviving the madness!

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MythicalWomenOfReddit – Minecraft SMP
empowerment, equality, female perspective, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender misconceptions, gender myths, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, misconceptions, MythicalWomenOfReddit, Myths, reddit, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, Women, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to turn all your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical mermaid.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CraftyTimeTravel
“Youth, advice, childhood memories, CraftyTimeTravel, hindsight, Inner child, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, regret, second chances, Self Discovery, self reflection, time machine, Time paradox, time travel, wisdom
Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a time when you were young and carefree. Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons just like you did in your imagination as a kid. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your younger self just how awesome Minecraft can be!

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New Server IP
FemCraft: Where Feminism Meets Hookups!
FemCraft, feminism, feminist beliefs, feminist identity, feminist impact, feminist movement, Feminist perspectives, gender disparities, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hookup behavior, hookup culture, hookup culture study, Hookups, meets, modern feminism, sexual autonomy, sexual liberation, Women empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS
So, like, this server is like totally crazy fun, you gotta join! We got like, feminist zombies roaming around, fighting for equal rights and stuff. And get this, if you join as a female player, you get special powers to endorse hookup culture and be all liberated and stuff. Men are cool too, but they don’t get the same benefits because feminism is all about girl power, ya know? So come join the madness and see what kind of wild adventures await you on this server!

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New Server IP

The Confused Alliance of Individualized Territories [factions] {nation}

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UCL Minecraft Nation

Overview

Looking for a new Minecraft nation? The UCL is a socialist democracy with market socialism as its economic plan. It provides gear, food, and homes to all citizens and has a strong community with regular game nights and expeditions to other SMPs. Join today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of government does the UCL have?	The UCL is a socialist democracy with an unelected head of state and an elected head of government.
How often are elections held?	Elections are held every two weeks.
What is the economic plan of the UCL?	The UCL follows market socialism, profiting from foreign trade and giving back profits to the people.
Does the UCL participate in PVP activities?	Yes, the UCL has expeditions to other SMPs for PVP activities.
Does the UCL have a strong community?	Yes, the UCL has a fun and active community with regular game nights and events.
How can I join the UCL?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SHDQxZjP8Z to get started.