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RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Votes:	398	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	981
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	2389
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!