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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4836 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1629 |
LOL COME JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE PIXELS BE POPPIN’ AND THE CREEPERS BE CREEPIN’! WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN YOUR MOMMA’S ATTITUDE AND CAVES DEEPER THAN YOUR EX’S REGRETS!
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!
