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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!
