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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9209
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 768 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Alien Abductions: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4380
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4412
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

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    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3269
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4233
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magic Items Found: 6617
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Epic Battles Fought: 19

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    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4149
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 833
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ores Mined: 9284
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1707
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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