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FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

BedBounce Minecraft Server

apartment, BedBounce, Best Friend, Boundaries, college students, Communication, Friends, liberal, living arrangement, Masters, Minecraft, Moving, one bedroom, overreacting, PhD, roommate, saving money, Server, sex, Talk, temporary, two bedroom, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5079

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing is caring…except when it comes to your roommate having sex on your bed without asking first!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!

ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH, family dynamics, Guilt, Kids, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, self-care, step-parenting, stepchildren

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	196	Towns Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of blended families and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your own family of pixelated characters and avoid any baby mama drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-partners asking for favors and guilt trips. Build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids or dealing with past relationship baggage.

We offer a safe and fun environment where you can focus on crafting, mining, and building without any real-life interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Don’t OverthinkCraft

anxiety, cognitive behavior, coping mechanisms, dont, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, overanalyzing, OverthinkCraft, overthinking, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	422107	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Towns Built:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of being told to stop overthinking everything? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

On our server, overthinking is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special section just for overthinkers where you can spend hours meticulously planning out every block placement and crafting recipe. Trust us, your overthinking skills will finally be put to good use here.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your overthinking flag fly high. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where overthinking is the norm. The possibilities are endless, just like your racing thoughts.

PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

Corruption, court ruling, european union, far right leader, Financial Misconduct, French politics, Fun, Jean-Marie Le Pen, justice system, legal case, legal decision, legal immunity, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble, misuse of EU funds, National Front, PenCraftEU, political controversy, scandal, trial, unfit to stand trial

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Emeralds Found:	3533	New Chunks Explored:	420526
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Animals Bred:	98	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

ManVsBearSurvival

Animal Attack, Bear, Choice, danger, Decision making, defense mechanism, fight or flight, human vs animal, Instinct, man, ManVsBearSurvival, predator, prey, Protection, Risk, Safety, self defense, Survival, survival skills, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	7596
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Star Shards Collected:	161
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

PlantPottyCraft

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, biology, digestive system, Earth, ecosystem, Environment, Farming, gardening, growth, MINERALS, Nutrients, organic, photosynthesis, Plant, PlantPottyCraft, Plants, Roots, Science, Water

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	697
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.