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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9811 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where Janny, the friendly neighborhood cow, is busting out some sick dance moves to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” You’ll be asking yourself, “Janny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you infinite chicken nuggets.
And let’s not forget about the mystical llama herder who can summon a herd of rainbow llamas to ride into battle. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve charged into battle on the back of a rainbow llama while wielding a diamond pickaxe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Janny and the gang are waiting for you!