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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Clips, Company auditions, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, smp, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Advocate, berate, car ride, Confrontation, DadCraft, difficult relationships, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, MONEY, parental conflict, personal boundaries, Resentment, Self Respect, self-built, Server, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

AllergicCraft

ableist, AllergicCraft, Allergies, anxiety, comfort, consideration, dog allergy, Fairness, Friends, game night, group dynamics, health, house rules, medication, personal boundaries, pet allergies, physical discomfort, second guessing, service animal, service dog, social etiquette

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, breaking the ice, building relationships, communication skills, communication strategies, conversation starters, Conversation Tips, engaging with others, getting to know someone, icebreakers, improving social skills, initiating conversations, making connections, making new friends, Opening Up, overcoming shyness, small talk, social interactions, socializing, starting a dialogue, Talking to strangers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

Army, Asia, blocks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, Fight, international relations, ISLAMIST MILITANTS, Killed, laughs, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraftistan, News, Pakistan, Political unrest, security forces, soldiers, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	9536
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637225	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!