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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	5167	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Votes:	4398
Void Gems Collected:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Dragon Eggs Found:	8480	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5165	Dragon Eggs Found:	1605
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	1392

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)