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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	15

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6260	New Chunks Explored:	759839
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	6466	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	8245
Dragon Eggs Found:	4989	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!