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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8552 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
