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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	164
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	137

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	142

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	5049
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	88	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	8157	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4576	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.