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ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	240	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Potions Brewed:	74	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4816	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.