Splinter – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

4chan, Aneon, awakening, Blind, bondage, BROWN, containment board, Jeet, jeeted, madness, Morphineus, OFFLINE, pajeets, Prison, Rabbit Hole, Reality, SAR, shithole, Splinter, Truth, yeet, YeetCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

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RutteCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Appointment, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch news outlet, Dutch politics, Dutch Prime Minister, Dutchman Rutte, european union, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., Nos, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, sources

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.

u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.

plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.

so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!

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RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!

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CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

cardboard breakdown, cardboard disposal, Cardboard management, cardboard organization, cardboard recycling, cardboard recycling at garage, cardboard recycling at home, cardboard recycling at house, cardboard recycling at residence, cardboard recycling bin, cardboard recycling ideas, cardboard recycling management., cardboard recycling process, cardboard recycling solutions, cardboard recycling tips, cardboard storage, cardboard waste, CraftyCardboard, Furniture, Homeowner, homeownership, recycling

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

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BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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find

4v4, 4v4v4v4, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cracked, Economy, Gaming, java edition, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Skills, Survival, team-based, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.8

Version: 1.8 and above.

Bedwars: 4v4v4v4 and 4v4 teams. Vanilla Survival Cracked Skills for bedwars and survival

samu.eu.org

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JustKiwi – play.JustKiwi.ru Minecraft server

banner, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Just Qiwi, JustKiwi, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, russia, Server, server hosting, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival

Just Qiwi, nothing more…

play.justkiwi.ru

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Kevworks Earth

Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Enchants, Factories, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolotical, Guns, Map, Missiles, MODERN, nation, nukes, Player-Controlled, Potions, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, tool factories, Tools, Towny, Vehicles, WEAPONRY, WIP

Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!

Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

Stockpile weaponry

Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

Nuke your enemies

Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

kevworks.secure.pebble.host

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Pixelmon Clash Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, battle, Black, Champion, clash, Elite Four, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Gym Leaders, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, n*****, nintendo ds, Pixelmon, pokemon, pokemon trainer, Reshiram, RPG, Server, Team Plasma, Unova region, video game, White, zekrom

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Introducing… drumroll… Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/?!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can catch and battle Pokemon in the world of Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with rare and legendary Pokemon that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to catch a Charizard riding a Minecart? Done. How about a Pikachu riding a Creeper? We got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragonite, a fusion of the Enderdragon and Dragonite that will blow your mind! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Herobrinechu, a combination of Herobrine and Pikachu that will zap you into oblivion!

So what are you waiting for? Join Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/? today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Gotta mine ’em all!

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Fear the Strong Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Competition, Conquer, courage, DOMINANCE, fear, Insecurity, intimidation, mental toughness, Minecraft, power, resilience, Rivalry, self defense, self-confidence, self-preservation, Server, strength, STRONG, Survival, triumph, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weak should fear the strong – and the strong should fear the moderators! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns and only the most fearless survive.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to challenge the server owner to a PvP battle. Little did they know, the owner was actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise and turned the challenger into a block of obsidian with a single flick of their wand. True story.

But fear not, brave adventurer! If you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds as far as the eye can see, enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to never underestimate the power of a player with a diamond sword and a mischievous grin. Can you handle the heat? Or will you be turned into a block of obsidian like so many before you? The choice is yours.

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, family conflict, Family issues, financial struggles, Minecraft, money problems, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

Just like the OP’s sister Melly, you’ll encounter players who are touchy about money and quick to leave group chats. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to shout expletives at you for no reason at all!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument and enjoy making outrageous demands. Want someone to pay for your virtual dress that you’ll only wear once? We’ve got you covered! And if you’re feeling extra feisty, you can always threaten to never speak to someone again until they apologize.

So come join our Minecraft server for a wedding-themed experience like no other. Who needs a peaceful, drama-free server when you can have all the chaos and craziness you could ever want? Let the virtual wedding bells ring!

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