Splice2009 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGirlz

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5320
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	283
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9200

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mines Excavated:	2217

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	3887	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9445
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	8858
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9668	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1851	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	356122
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	3676
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.