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FrenchJihadMCServer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	764313

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	1108	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8320	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Villages Defended:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4269
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	5264
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	505	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	608178	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	463550	Divine Spears Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.