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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6955 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3655 |
Emeralds Found: | 2774 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!