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NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3092	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6635	Votes:	2703

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	286603	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1706	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3218	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!