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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7390 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!