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Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	270061
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7094	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6449	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	3985	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magic Items Found:	4801	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	675
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3932	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.