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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5561 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!