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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Towns Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3148	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3957	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	8847

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6797	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	909817
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!