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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	125	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	742	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	416	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3186	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8954	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2310	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	589	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6562	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.