spg – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals
Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.
Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.
Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

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/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival
Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.
Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.
But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.
And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

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RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!
70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage
Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.
Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.
So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

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Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze
#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?
And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

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Clown Court Minecraft Madness
Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!
Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

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LightVsL_MinecraftMadness
Anime, battle, Cat and mouse, Character development, complex, death note, Defeat, detective, dislike, fan opinion, intelligence, Justice, l.., Light, LightVsL_MinecraftMadness, mind games, near.., overcomplicate, Rivalry, storytelling, strategy
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!

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Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
Adult, Adventure, big boobs, big tits, big titty, Busty, busty ex, busty girl, Chat, curvy, ex, flirt, flirtation, hot, kik, lovebigboobs25, message me, Minecraft, Naughty, Pixilated, seductive, sexting, Sexy, titties, Tnt, Ultimate
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!

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Gypsy Transporter: Where Minecraft meets Romani culture in a hilariously chaotic server!
bad boy, capacity, Caravan, chaotic, Crowd, culture, group, gypsies, Gypsy, Hilariously, Journey, Large, meets, Minecraft, mobile, Moving, Multiple, Nomads, on the move, people, Ride, Romani, Server, Spacious, Transport, Transportation, Transporter, travelers, Vehicle
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it can transport gypsies from all over the world! That’s right, you’ll never know who you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world – maybe a fortune teller or a flamenco dancer!
But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, it’s rumored to be built on an ancient gypsy burial ground. Some say you can hear the faint sounds of tambourines and laughter echoing through the pixelated trees at night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a ghostly caravan passing by, led by a spectral fortune teller who will predict your Minecraft future!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with gypsies, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of fortune-telling fun!

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ZapCraft: Where even the creepers are shocked by our electrifying gameplay!
Abilities, Armour, Blasting, CREEPERS, Defense, disbelief, electricity, electrifying, ENERGY, Enhancement, Fiction, gameplay, Invincible, Mystery, power, Protection, question.., Science, Shocked, strength, SuperHero, Superhuman, Technology, ZapCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the most electrifying PvP battles you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness players zapping each other with electric armor to become invincible warriors. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous. Plus, rumor has it that if you win a battle while wearing the electric armor, you’ll gain the ability to shoot lightning bolts from your fingertips. So come on, join us and let’s see who will be the ultimate electric warrior!

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Crafty Creeper Conundrum: Radical HoMM3ism Edition
arcade games, aristocrat of the soul., Chaos, co-op challenge scenarios, competitive 1v1 HotA duels, conundrum, Crafty, creeper, Edition, enlightened modern man, EVOLA, founding fathers, homm3, HoMM3 efficiency, HoMM3ism, modern world, niggerdry, niggerfaggotry, offline gaming, political movement, Radical, Radical HoMM3ism, Single player, skills improvement
Are you tired of the chaos and niggerdry of the modern world? Do you seek refuge in a land where you can escape the madness and immerse yourself in the world of HoMM3? Look no further, for our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for Radical HoMM3ism!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, conquer challenging scenarios, and engage in fierce HotA duels. Leave behind the niggerfaggotry of the outside world and embrace the glory of HoMM3!
But that’s not all – when you need a break from saving the world of Enroth, you can kick back and play vintage arcade games from the comfort of your own virtual home. It’s a double dose of nostalgia and fun!
So come join us on our server, where the only chaos you’ll find is in the battles you wage and the friendships you forge. Embrace Radical HoMM3ism and become the aristocrat of your own virtual soul!

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SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!
Alternate, CHANGE, CONSTANTLY, doomer, emotions, feelings, growth, Improver, inner turmoil, mental health, mindset, mood swings, Negativity, noob, positivity, PRO, progress, SchizoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Switching, tfw, ups and downs, Youre
Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey.

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Asuka’s Chip-tastic Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, asuka, Asukas, Chiptastic, craving, CRISPY, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, Fried, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Minecraft, Munchies, potato chips, SALTY, snack, snack attack, snack time, Tasty, Thin, Treat
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: Asuka, the legendary potato chip connoisseur, is snacking away while building a giant potato chip castle. And guess what? You can join her on this epic adventure! But wait, there’s more – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato chip mine filled with rare flavors waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the potato chip madness begin!

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