Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.
Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!
Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.
But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.
As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.
Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!
Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Server Name | Club Llama SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Data Packs | Vanilla Tweaks data packs |
| Rules | No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items |
The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.
You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.
Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.
Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.
The founder is Llama.
Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?
So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?