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CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	70
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	304	Dragon Eggs Found:	3109
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	556571
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5991
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5882	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	2092	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!