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FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Love Letters Sent:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2042	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9373
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!