| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 518854 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5029 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6786 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2238 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1302 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7652 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 494 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8479 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
