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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3625 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
