🔥SPEEDRUNNERÓW Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2341	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	7745
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	699711	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3915
Alien Abductions:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	8641	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Divine Spears Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	44

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1876
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

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