speedosausage – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SoberCraft: Memory Lane
alcohol abuse, boyfriend problems, college relationships, communication problems, deferred prosecution, drug use, DUI consequences, EDM, Lane, living together, making memories, Memory, memory making, probation, rave experience, relationship issues, senior year struggles, SoberCraft, Sobriety, social drinking, substance abuse, substance addiction, substance free activities
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a rave on acid and shrooms? Look no further, because our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend would ditch his probation just to join in on the fun!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, no matter what substances you’re on (just kidding, please play responsibly). Our server is so lit, even sober players will have a blast – we promise, no one will judge you for not being under the influence of something.
So come on down and make some memories that don’t involve drugs or alcohol – unless you’re playing Minecraft with us, then anything goes! Don’t be the only one missing out on the rave experience of a lifetime, join our server now and let the fun begin!

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YuckCraft: NoTofuAllowed
abhorrent food, abominable dishes, detestable food, disgusting food, food aversion, food phobia, gross food, loathsome dishes, nauseating dishes, NoTofuAllowed, off-putting food, repellant dishes, repelling dishes, repugnant dishes, repulsive dishes, revolting food, starvation, unappetizing dishes, vile food, worst food, YuckCraft, yucky food
Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure!
Join us if you’d rather starve than eat a blocky, tasteless world. Our server is so deliciously fun, you’ll never want to leave! We’ve got crazy mini-games, epic quests, and even a secret hidden treasure that will make you drool with excitement.
So come on over and sink your teeth into the most mouth-watering Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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CraftyCreeperzIran
CraftyCreeperzIran, defense cooperation, deputy chief, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, Iran helping, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, nato, NATO’s deputy chief, Russian, Russian threat, security concerns, threat
so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!
we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.
so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!

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WorldofBlox
Minecraft Gaming Adventure Creative Building Exploration Sandbox Online Multiplayer Survival PVP Servers Mods Redstone Farming Crafting Mining Community Roleplaying Economy, Survival
WorldOfBlox is a whole new experience.
Officially releasing on June 1st, the server opened on May 30th for Beta Testing.
The server offers a unique and fun experience with it starting off at survival, but soon will be expanding into the modded servers realm.
survival.worldofblox.com

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Lunerverse Network
Alpha stages, Discord, Lunerverse Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server
Welcome to the Lunerverse Network! A brand new network that’s still in the ALPHA stages so mostly everything does not work as of yet. Feel free to join our Discord @ disc.lunerverse.net
mc.lunerverse.net

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BugZap Minecraft Server
Access, Allowed, battery safety, bug infestation, bugs, BugZap, cyber attack, cyber security issues, data breach, digital security, electronic devices, electronic devices malfunction, investigation, lithium battery, malfunction, Minecraft, privacy concerns, security breach, Server, tech industry, Technology, technology news, Vulnerability
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bugs have taken over and are now in control of the lithium batteries! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where insects are the rulers and technology is their plaything.
But fear not, for these bugs are not your average creepy crawlies. They have evolved to be super intelligent and have created a utopia where everyone is welcome, as long as you bring your A-game when it comes to building and surviving.
Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where bugs reign supreme and lithium batteries are the currency of choice. Who knew that a simple Minecraft server could turn into a bug-infested paradise?

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ToxicCraft Minecraft Server
emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic environment, toxic habits, toxic influences, toxic mindset, toxic patterns, toxic people, toxic relationships, toxic traits, ToxicCraft, Toxicity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go. We have no rules, no restrictions, and no limits to how toxic you can be. Want to grief someone’s base? Go for it. Want to steal all their diamonds? Be our guest. Want to set the entire server on fire? We’ll even give you a flint and steel to help you out.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly toxic tournaments where players compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and annoying. The winner gets a special prize of… absolutely nothing because we’re too cheap to give out rewards.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your toxic side run wild. Just don’t be surprised if you get banned within the first five minutes.

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BestieBreakup Minecraft Server
AITAH, best man, BestieBreakup, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, confrontations, couples therapy, emotional affair, ending friendship, Infidelity, marriage problems, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, toxic friendship, Trust, trust issues, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend
Looking for a Minecraft server that will end toxic friendships for you? Look no further than our server! Just like this guy made his wife end her friendship with her bestie, we will make sure any toxic players are kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this wife had with her best friend. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Alex, are we right? We promise to provide you with a server experience that will make you question all your relationships, just like this guy questioned his marriage.
So come on over and let us help you cut ties with all the Alex’s in your life. We may not offer couples therapy, but we do offer a fun and entertaining Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices. See you on the server!

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ExWifeWasRight_MC
adhd, adulting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, Emotional support, ExWifeWasRight_MC, family dynamics, Household Management, marriage counseling, mental health, parenting, personal growth, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your brother’s divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your family drama.
Our server is like living with a sibling with ADHD who refuses to take their meds – unpredictable, chaotic, and always keeping you on your toes. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players who need it (although it may not help much).
Just like Eve, you’ll feel like the only adult in the house as you navigate through our server filled with players who can’t seem to handle basic household management. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a partner who drops the ball when you need them most.
And if you’re looking to start a family, our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills. See if you can handle the hard everyday parts of parenting or if you’re just in it for the fun parts (we won’t judge…maybe).
So come join our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s kick some anthills and have a blast!

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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist
Applicants, Citizenship law, controversy, CraftyCitizen, DECLARATION, DeclareIsraelExist, Diplomacy, european union, German citizenship, Government, Identity, immigration, integration, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Multiculturalism, Nationality, policy, requirement, Right to exist
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

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