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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
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