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PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2033	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	5428

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	4822	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2658	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Adults, Armor statues, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Craft, cream, Datapacks, Dragon.., ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Good, Ice, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Roaring, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Time, Today, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2938
Emeralds Found:	5860	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8371	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	391
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Towns Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

PeeBreakMC Server

aita, basement bathroom, bat shit, bathroom routine, Boundaries, brat behavior, Communication, hate, insane behavior, Knocking, love, MARRIED, PeeBreakMC, personal space, pooping, privacy, relationship, Server, shower, upstairs bathroom, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!