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SpanglishCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Edición, Edition, ESPAÑOL, HiLo, Minecraft, Paco, Server, SpanglishCraft, Spanish, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Edición Paco is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or how about taming a pack of explosive chickens to defend your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Paco, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted llama saddle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s known to drop some killer beats (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join Edición Paco today and experience Minecraft like never before!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6707	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6955
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	116	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8375
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	9970	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	6493
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3349	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!